Paradox

I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

—Groucho Marx

Shouting loudly into my phone: "Yes I'm here! Standing right next to your goddam boat! Where the hell are YOU Theseus?" —https://mastodon.cloud/@secretgeek

This sentence is false.

People complain that Jack lies the whole time, and it's true: he has always lied in the past. Then, one day Jack himself announces: "I always lie". Does Jack always lie?

Welcome to Paradox club. The first rule of Paradox Club is not the first rule of Paradox Club.

The rules are: there are no rules — Transvision Vamp: Revolution Baby

The rules are there ain't no rules. — Leo, the head of the Scorpions gang to Travolta's Danny Zuko before their high stakes drag race

In a race, the quickest runner can never overtake the slowest, since the pursuer must first reach the point whence the pursued started, so that the slower must always hold a lead

These are my great, great, grandfather’s apps! He wrote them hundreds of years ago, in something called “VB” and we’ve kept them running ever since.
 Sure we had to rewrite the front end, twice, and the back end, three times, but these are my great, great, grandfather’s