A Pet Peeve about Laundry Detergent

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"5-in-1" cleaning effect! (Or whatever.*)

"Antibacterial!

Antiviral / Antifungal!

Rid of smells!

Removes stains!

Whitening!*"

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I developed an interest in laundry detergent recently, in that I went out of my way to check different brands and their ingredients.

Something that particularly urked me when checking the detergent containers were the claims on their containers:

...That's just describing the how "detergent" chemicals wash stuff away in 5 different ways.

That's like saying water is:

  • Wetting!
  • Hydrating!
  • Moistening!
  • Rids of thirst!
  • Rinses away dirt!

Why stop at 5 cleaning functions?

Here are some more detergent claims you can make, which you can take for free!

  • Removes soil!
  • Removes food!
  • Removes sweat!
  • Remove oils easily!
  • Removes dust and dust mites!
  • Temporarily slows microbial growth after washing!
  • Makes the colours in your clothing brighter by removing the gunk on top!
  • Enhances 'wetting' to make the water in your laundry machine work better at washing!
  • Fills your washing machine with soap for that satisfying soapy cleaning look! (Don't actually do this**)

Think about that 14-in-1 claim you can make; your